The show this week starts with the great news of Allcott's newly acquired dream job at Ball Street. In true Great Touch fashion this prompted the first talking point of the poddy: what would your ideal job be? The vocation choices unsurprisingly started with football, moved on to food, then inevitably ended back on football.
Allcott popped into confession to pay homage to a hero of the Emerald Isle and the potteries (clue: It's not Glenn Whelan), but will he apologise for previously slating him?
Then, discussion turned to zeros to heros. Which players did the lads once hate, but now love? Following that, in an imaginative twist, they discussed heros who are now zeros with a couple of the boys even putting rivalry out the window.
All this, plus a preview of the weekend, footballing pet hates, and monkeys racing cats on Great Touch for a Big Lad!